Two of us, one van, and the same gardens every fortnight since 2014. Mowing, hedges, borders and the big tidy-up nobody in the house fancies doing.
Tell us what your garden needsWe’re gardeners, not a landscaping firm. No diggers, no patios, no big design drawings — just the regular, slightly unglamorous work that keeps a garden looking like somebody cares about it.

Every fortnight in the growing season, monthly through winter. Mow, edge, weed the borders, sweep up and take the waste with us.

Beech, privet, laurel and the leylandii your neighbour has stopped speaking to you about. Cut to a line, sides and top, everything cleared away.

We’ll tell you honestly what will live in your soil and which corner is too shady for the thing you saw at the garden centre. Plants bought at trade and passed on at cost.

Old lawn off, ground levelled and raked, fresh turf down and watered in. Most back gardens are a two-day job and you can walk on it in a fortnight.
Pick whichever one sounds like your garden. Your phone opens a text with the job already written in it — you just press send, and we’ll come back with a price and a day.
Spring
All season
Summer
Spring & autumn
Autumn
Winter
Below is a demonstration, not a real job: two different gardens, put side by side so you can see the sort of state we take on and the sort of state we hand back. When we’ve photographed a real garden of ours before and after, this is where it will go.
Before · demo
After · demo
To be straight with you: these are two different gardens, not one garden photographed twice. We’d rather say so than pass off a comparison that isn’t real.






Nobody wants a man in a shirt sitting in their kitchen with an iPad. Most gardens we can price from a couple of photos and a five-minute chat.
Tap a job above, ring, or send a photo of the garden. Whichever is easiest for you.
Free, takes ten minutes, and you get the price in writing the same evening. No pressure to say yes.
Same day each fortnight. You’ll get a text the night before, and the waste goes with us.
96 Google reviews, 4.9 average. These three are the ones we’d want you to read.
“Jo has done our garden for four years and I’ve never once had to chase her. It’s the same Thursday every fortnight, the bin’s emptied, and the gate is always shut behind her because of the dog.”
“We inherited a jungle when we bought the house. Two days, three van loads, and we could actually see the fence. They talked us out of turfing until autumn, which saved us money.”
“Mum’s 79 and won’t let strangers in the house, but she makes Callum a cup of tea. That tells you everything. The borders have never looked better.”
We keep the round tight on purpose — it’s how we get to every garden on the day we said we would.
If you’re a village or two further out, still ask — if we can’t fit you in properly we’ll say so rather than turn up late all summer.

Honestly, a photo is the fastest way. Text one over with your postcode and you’ll have a price back the same evening.